双语笑话：头等舱

First Half

A blonde got on an airplane and sat down in the first class section. The flight attendant told her that she must move to coach because she didn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde replied，“As long as there’s an available seat，I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”The flight attendant got the head flight attendant，who asked the woman to leave. Again，she said，“As long as there’s an available seat，I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”The flight attendants didn’t know what to do because they had to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off，so they got the co-pilot. The co-pilot went up to the blonde and whispered in her ear. She immediately got up and went to her seat in the coach section. The head flight attendant asked the co-pilot what he had said to get her to move. The co-pilot replied，“I told her the front half of the airplane wasn’t going to Jamaica.”

一个金发女子上了飞机后，径自坐在头等舱里。空姐告诉她，由于她没买头等舱票，她应该回到经济舱去。这个金发女子答道：“只要头等舱有空座位，我就一直坐在这儿，直到我们飞到牙买加。”于是，空姐报告了乘务长，乘务长要求她离开。金发女子又说了同样的话：“只要头等舱有空座位，我就一直坐在这儿，直到我们飞到牙买加。”乘务员们不知如何是好，因为还得为其他乘客安排好座位才能起飞，于是她们又告诉了副驾驶员。只见飞行员来到那个金发女子身边，耳语了一番。她立刻站了起来，回到自己在经济舱的座位上。乘务长问副驾驶员对那个金发女子说了什么才使她离开。副驾驶员答道：“我告诉她头等舱不到牙买加。”